PHASE 01
Find the
launch button.
Launch RETARDNAUT on Pump.fun. Open X and Telegram. Recruit the first gloriously unqualified crew.
RETARDNAUT
ONE BRAIN CELL. INFINITE SPACE.
No thoughts.
Just orbit.
They sent the smartest people to the moon.
We’re trying a different approach.
CA
TO BE ANNOUNCED
PILOT 001ABSOLUTELY UNQUALIFIED.
01 / THE MISSION
Space is empty.
So is our head.
Meet RETARDNAUT. Rejected by every space agency. Accepted by the internet. A gloriously clueless explorer with one working brain cell and a rocket full of memes.
Our mission? Turn collective nonsense into a cosmic community. Make the memes. Gather the crew. Send this face into every corner of the internet. The community is the engine. The absurdity is the fuel.
01BRAIN CELL
00FLIGHT HOURS
∞BAD IDEAS
02 / FLIGHT PLAN
A roadmap.
Sort of.
No dates. No galaxy-sized promises.
Just a crew and a questionable plan.
Find the
PHASE 02
Escape
common sense.
Release meme templates. Run community meme challenges. Let the crew write our increasingly ridiculous space lore.
PHASE 03
Get lost.
Together.
Collaborate with fellow meme communities. Create new character missions. Let the crew choose the next destination.